alturnertivelyalturnertive:

It’s Hard To Get Around The Wind by Alex Turner.

“It’s like you’re trying to get to heaven in a hurry and the queue was shorter than you thought it would be and the doorman says you need to get a wristband.”

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monkeysaysficus:

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

NON GRACIAS

THAT’S NOT FUCKING OKAY

sixpenceee:

Andamooka Rough Opal

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Black Opal

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Boulder Opal

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Fossilized Opal

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Ocean Opal

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Raw Fire Opal

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Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

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"1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"
- Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

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